Vote for Jesus

Have you ever heard the saying truth is stranger than fiction? There's a lot of truth in it. We think that things are only true when they add up somehow in some sensible way and then we are usually disappointed to learn otherwise. If someone in 1973 would have said that the president of the U.S. was busting into offices, he would have been ridiculed for making an 'absurd insinuation'. No, not the president! Not our good little flag waving leader! And it was true. If someone would have spoke out in Nazi Germany to say that people were being systematically wiped out in gas chambers, he would have been denounced by all as a madman. Even our own side had to wait to see the horrible evidence with their own eyes before they believed it. By then it was too late. What made my erased posts so humorous to George Carlin's fans was my truth. Truth is absurd and we reflexively laugh at the absurd. I have a gift for capturing the absurdity of truth in my dialogues, poems, and statements, which has earned a pile of money for the liars who stole them. And some people dismiss the parables of Christ as absurdities, but they are nonetheless widely accepted as brilliant spiritual teachings. They seem absurd on the surface, based on logical evaluation, but they feel true. Anyone who dismisses a truthful allegation as an 'absurd insinuation' would also have likely rejected Christ's teachings on the same grounds. And you all know who dismissed truthful allegations as absurd insinuations: the so-called born again president!
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