The Gospels Truth

I recently viewed a very nice, quiet documentary series entitled The Christians (1977) and it not only added to my knowledge of the scriptures but it helped me gain possible new insights into the police support I seem to enjoy for my online campaign against all the fraud that has been committed with my erased posts in the last ten years or so. I am filled with optimism about my prospects for success in an all-out lawsuit against the trusted celebrities who committed these crimes. This whole account has been authored by one person. You may be able to sense this by the amazing capacity of your subconscious mind to detect consistencies in style, vocabulary and grammar. But there is a concrete way to prove that this whole account was all authored by one person: computer analysis. In this documentary, a computer was used to analyze the Gospel of John and the Book of the Apocalypse (or Revelations) and it determined that these two books were not authored by one person. A computer can scan through vast amounts of text and count all the words and the repeat instances of certain expressions, such as 'too bad', and conclude with certainty whether or not a volume of work was written by one or more authors. It is called verbal fingerprinting. I strongly believe that such an analysis was undertaken by police to establish me as the sole author of all of my blogs as early as December 2010, when I was forced out of my apartment into a homeless shelter, because I seem to have had their support ever since. Computers are not reporters. Computers don't lie. And while the science behind this technique may be over most of our heads, so is the science of ballistics, which is wholly admissible in court for serious murder cases. If a computer has proven that this whole account was authored by one person, it exposes its prior ownership claims by a multitude of television programs as being fraudulent. And all I need to do to prove that I am the one person who wrote all this, aside from being the only one who is allowed to stay online with it, is to continue writing at home, as I have been doing, and produce new work which will match my old work. Your efforts in continuing to flag or inform police of all outside posts that plagiarize my words would be most appreciated in the meantime. Don't worry about the offenders flagging my posts. When they do that, my posts stay online with a red flag and attract even more readers.
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Vengeance Is His

My dear, gentle readers, I hope I have not put you off too much with some of the stronger words I have been forced to use in this prolonged struggle for my rights to my own work. I know that we have been commanded by our Lord to forgive and I wish I could soften my stance. It is not actually my nature to be so unpleasant, but when I try to be nice, these monsters who committed fraud with my songs and writings simply trample all over me. I can't afford to be nice right now, but I intend to be nice later, when it is safe for me to do so. I believe firmly in Christ's teaching to forgive and I will even say a few words now on behalf of some of the local offenders, to show you that I can find it in my heart to forgive them. East Vancouver strikes me as a kind of social experiment. It is the poorest neighborhood in the country, with almost the whole economy revolving around the distribution of social assistance payouts. What I have learned in my co-habitations with these people in the last twenty years is that many of them must cope with severe disadvantages. They often lack the skills or the social contacts to find honest work and this drives them into a life of crime. In spite of my harsh condemnations of their crimes, I still see myself in the poorest wretch among them when I consider what my life might have been like if I didn't know how to author my songs and poems and other works. Maybe I'd be a criminal, too. And maybe the presence of one like myself, who obviously possesses many natural advantages, would compel me to the same malice against him as I have suffered at their hands. This consideration, however, cannot be applied to anyone involved in the crimes against me who was well off or better off than I was to begin with. That would cover stars like the Rolling Stones, all the way to down to the upper-middle-class snobs who rallied around the Crystalids and that creep who stole my Christian comedy posts in 2007 and 2008. It will be harder for me to forgive them, but I may still be able to feel some pity for their comparative lack of talent. One biblical inconsistency which was pointed out to me by a former teacher centered around the idea of revenge. He said that the Old Testament's eye for an eye conflicted with the New Testament's turn the other cheek. But doesn't the Old Testament also say, Vengeance is mine, sayth the Lord? Through my experience, I believe I may now resolve this conflict. The Old Testament's 'eye for an eye' does not speak of revenge but of justice. Justice is not the same as revenge. When we seek justice, we want truth. When we seek revenge, we just want blood. None of the crooks who imposed such horrible, shameful suffering on me needs to worry that I would do the same to them in their former position. I have no desire to act like a juvenile in a limousine or to make women hate other men. I merely want the truth of my ownership of my work to be beyond any further doubt. And I want to be fairly compensated for my time and my trouble. God is the only One who is fit to judge us. God wanted me to endure this misery and I trust God. I believe that this suffering has made me wise and has improved my music and my writing. I look forward to sharing my new works with you one day, when it is safe to do so. Nor should my country expect me to lash out at her from abroad. I owe my country a lot. My ability to organize this account through HTML was paid for by the Canadian government. $15,000.00. Very generous. In fact, most of my computer skills, which are important to my recordings, came to me by way of this program in 2000. And I probably wouldn't have had the time to reconstruct so many old posts if my country didn't have such a big heart that it made pensions like mine available to persons with disabilities. I currently find it hard to fathom CBC's hate, but I'm sure I will eventually overcome even this great obstacle. IMPORTANT: I looked up the word 'forgive' in the dictionary and saw that it had multiple meanings. When I speak of forgiving the wrongdoers in this affair, I speak strictly of letting go of my personal resentment towards them. I do not speak of pardoning their criminal offenses against me. And I only speak of such forgiveness hypothetically because I don't think I can let go of my resentment at the moment; I can only imagine myself doing it at some safer time in the future. So please do not let this post be used as any sort of legal leverage by anyone who is being prosecuted for offenses against me. We must prosecute criminals or our world would descend to chaos. Prosecuting criminals is just common sense and is entirely irrelevant to the kind of forgiveness I am discussing here.
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Vote for Jesus

Have you ever heard the saying truth is stranger than fiction? There's a lot of truth in it. We think that things are only true when they add up somehow in some sensible way and then we are usually disappointed to learn otherwise. If someone in 1973 would have said that the president of the U.S. was busting into offices, he would have been ridiculed for making an 'absurd insinuation'. No, not the president! Not our good little flag waving leader! And it was true. If someone would have spoke out in Nazi Germany to say that people were being systematically wiped out in gas chambers, he would have been denounced by all as a madman. Even our own side had to wait to see the horrible evidence with their own eyes before they believed it. By then it was too late. What made my erased posts so humorous to George Carlin's fans was my truth. Truth is absurd and we reflexively laugh at the absurd. I have a gift for capturing the absurdity of truth in my dialogues, poems, and statements, which has earned a pile of money for the liars who stole them. And some people dismiss the parables of Christ as absurdities, but they are nonetheless widely accepted as brilliant spiritual teachings. They seem absurd on the surface, based on logical evaluation, but they feel true. Anyone who dismisses a truthful allegation as an 'absurd insinuation' would also have likely rejected Christ's teachings on the same grounds. And you all know who dismissed truthful allegations as absurd insinuations: the so-called born again president!
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